The Guyliner – Dating stories, Blind Date reviews, books, …
WEBDating stories, Blind Date reviews, books, relationships, LGBTQ stuff and the terrifying awkwardness of being alive in the 21st century
Books – The Guyliner
WEBAdrift and single in loved-up London, James needs to break out of his lonely, drunken comfort zone. Encouraged by Bella, he throws himself headlong into online dating, blogging each encounter anonymously as the mysterious Romeo. After meeting a succession of hot/weird/gross men, James has fans and the validation he’s always craved.
About - The Guyliner
WEBWhy are you called The Guyliner? It was the name I gave to the blog when I was dating. I retconned this to mean that I lined up the guys, then I dated them, but in fact I just liked the word ‘Guyliner’ – the ‘the’ came later. Somehow …
Beware the flirtatious straight man – six types to look out for
WEBMar 19, 2014 · Mr Bored. Some straight men flirt with you just because they are bored. They would flirt with anyone or anything. Watch them around someone’s mother or grandmother, they’re just the same – extra attentive, slightly suggestive, but never enough to cause offence. They have moved on to you because a) you are there and b) well, see a).
The Fake-Up – The Guyliner
WEBOct 28, 2021 · Here’s the official synopsis: EVERYONE THINKS THEY’RE SINGLE. BUT THEY’RE LIVING DOUBLE LIVES. Dylan and Flo are exes for a reason. It seems like everyone in the world knows why they broke up, and everyone picked a side. But despite what Dylan tells the tabloids or the heartbreaking …
The Last First Date – The Guyliner
WEBJun 30, 2016 · Which brings us bang-up-to-date and right here for meeting number three. I arrive early and pace the street, nosing into a minimarket and idly picking up bottles of fizzy drink I’ll never buy. I don’t want him to see me waiting, standing there like an idiot. I hate waiting, but I hate to arrive first even more.
Guardian Blind Dates - The Guyliner
WEBI am obsessed by the Guardian’s incredible Blind Date column, which I pretend I loathe but obviously I love it.Aren’t you? Don’t you? Why ever not? Anyway, for reasons nobody can quite understand, I review the answers the participants give, and blog it for your delectation every Saturday morning, unless I’m having the day off, which is RARE.
All the men I ever dated – The Guyliner
WEBAll the men I ever dated. The very final chart – or league table, you might say – based on the rating I gave them, with number 1 being the best date, obviously. The number in brackets is ‘points’ scored, and it is out of 10. In the event of a tie, the one who fucked me off the least gets precedence.
Blog – The Guyliner
WEBDating stories, Blind Date reviews, books, relationships, LGBTQ stuff and the terrifying awkwardness of being alive in the 21st century
Books - The Guyliner
WEBMy fourth novel LEADING MAN is out now. Here's the cover! I don't care where you get it from –...
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